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[Genga]

Was in the pub with my mate last night and said to him

"I can get any girl in here i want"

He didn't believe me "Mate, check the state of these girls, they are stunning! You have no chance!"

"Of course I do, I have every chance in the world. I could shag any girl here tonight"

"And how is that?" He asked

I simply reply "I'm a rapist"

[dappa_2509]

this thread is getting worse

[sn:afu]

Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke.

It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.

Something about £2 a month?

:lovl:

[karl]

you all fail

there isn't a rape joke in this thread that hasn't been done better on here before

[dappa_2509]

i dunno i think genga's joke was good,

[karl]

that's not a rape joke

[JayA]

This thread is a massive FAIL

[bluntcap]

[dappa_2509]

Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke.

It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline.

Something about £2 a month?

fair enough its not a rape joke but it has rape involved

[Genga]

I phoned the "Rape Advice" Line earlier today.

Apparently, it's only for victims...

Any better?

[Genga]

Saying you test rape alarms for a living is better than coming outright and saying youre a rapist...

[matgt3000]

Saying you test rape alarms for a living is better than coming outright and saying youre a rapist...

Cant be bothered to count or remember how many times that has been posted

[Genga]

Saying you test rape alarms for a living is better than coming outright and saying youre a rapist...

Cant be bothered to count or remember how many times that has been posted

Since the 2 weeks I've been here...just the once...from me :thumbup:

[pcmight]

The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Bagdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United with only 20 minutes left to play. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

“Hello mum, guess what?” he says “I played for 20 minutes today, and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed; your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten; your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you were having such a great time playing football!”

The young lad is very upset. “What can I say mum, but I am so sorry.”



“Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' shrieks his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first Place.”

Any Better

[matgt3000]

The thread lives up to its subject title

[Genga]

See, the jokes could get worse from my end, but I dunno what the mod's threshold is...

[matgt3000]

See, the jokes could get worse from my end, but I dunno what the mod's threshold is...

They have never deleted or got upset about one yet, i dont think :scratch: and there have been some very rude, racist etc

[Genga]

Well, that's all my jokes there..I don't wanna push it though..Wait til after Crail perhaps?

[karl]

I phoned the "Rape Advice" Line earlier today.

Apparently, it's only for victims...

Any better?

no, that's a very old one, srsly, even if it was new, there isn't a sick/rape/paedo joke you can pull off on here and get away with, you don't have the right style, and rehashing sikipedia jokes won't get a laugh, we've all read them before

[Genga]

Sickipedia? Since they had the site done up, all the jokes are becoming repeats now...