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[FireBIade2]

Wife's left an alive crab in the sink in a plastic bag and gone to work, it's moving every now and again and it's freaking me out!

I've had a look at the fella and it looks unhappy, whats the most humane way to kill it? In the freezer?

[smartie]

Batter it with your shoe.

[dutch]

Rear naked choke [smilie=karls_thumb.gif]

[scot]

Mircowave

[dutch]

Drown it

[andy.h]

Pic of crab with shoe on its head pleading for its life

[*nub*]

dont kill it, put it back in teh sea pls

[Mr Anderson]

Run the hot water tap until its arms and legs fall off, then throw it like a skipping flat stone back into the sea, counting the skips for the lols

[dutch]

cut its head off

[Cockpiss Analfist]

You lot are savages.

Sharp, thin knife hammered straight through its brain. Instant.

[*nub*]

you know those daddy long legs (crane fly), i wonder what happens if you pull all of his legs off, can he still fly with no legs?

[FireBIade2]

dont kill it, put it back in teh sea pls

I did think about this one, but the wife wouldn't be happy just throwing money in the sea..

[FireBIade2]

Mircowave

That's sick

[*nub*]

say it escaped!

[khani47]

His father is probably looking for him

[motty]

Drown it

FLOL!

[Willst220]

Batter it with your shoe.

[bornlucky1]

You're birds got crabs and she's left one in the sink? WTF!

[Mad-Dog]

People's elbow

[Willst220]

People's elbow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!