- Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:09 pm
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bornlucky1 wrote:Both?Sp1 wrote:You should have ran out there in your scrunts. Add to the fear factorI once heard someone trying to kick the front door in during the night, i ran through the house shouting and screaming, naked, with a hardon, grabbing the first weapon that came to hand, only to find that the massive noise, wasnt the door getting kicked in at all but a massive mirror we had hanging on the living room that had chosen to fall of the wall at 5am and smash to pieces (which i assumed was the porch window smashing). And to make matters worse the weapon i had lifted was the dvd remote.
To this day my mrs asks me if i was going to shag the burglar or put him on pause.