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[Carlie]

You should have ran out there in your scrunts. Add to the fear factor

I once heard someone trying to kick the front door in during the night, i ran through the house shouting and screaming, naked, with a hardon, grabbing the first weapon that came to hand, only to find that the massive noise, wasnt the door getting kicked in at all but a massive mirror we had hanging on the living room that had chosen to fall of the wall at 5am and smash to pieces (which i assumed was the porch window smashing). And to make matters worse the weapon i had lifted was the dvd remote.

To this day my mrs asks me if i was going to shag the burglar or put him on pause.

Both?

[Kieran_CTR]

You should have ran out there in your scrunts. Add to the fear factor

I once heard someone trying to kick the front door in during the night, i ran through the house shouting and screaming, naked, with a hardon, grabbing the first weapon that came to hand, only to find that the massive noise, wasnt the door getting kicked in at all but a massive mirror we had hanging on the living room that had chosen to fall of the wall at 5am and smash to pieces (which i assumed was the porch window smashing). And to make matters worse the weapon i had lifted was the dvd remote.

To this day my mrs asks me if i was going to shag the burglar or put him on pause.

:roflmao: that is one of the funniest things I have read in my life thanks for making me laugh so hard pal Beauty that espescially the ending

[bornlucky1]

You should have ran out there in your scrunts. Add to the fear factor

I once heard someone trying to kick the front door in during the night, i ran through the house shouting and screaming, naked, with a hardon, grabbing the first weapon that came to hand, only to find that the massive noise, wasnt the door getting kicked in at all but a massive mirror we had hanging on the living room that had chosen to fall of the wall at 5am and smash to pieces (which i assumed was the porch window smashing). And to make matters worse the weapon i had lifted was the dvd remote.

To this day my mrs asks me if i was going to shag the burglar or put him on pause.

:roflmao: that is one of the funniest things I have read in my life thanks for making me laugh so hard pal Beauty that espescially the ending

You're welcome mate, that was around eight years ago now, i now have a philips tv, and the remote is huuuge, i pity the next burglar (or falling mirror)

[craigieboy902]

All these storys makes me glad mines tucked away in its garage.