Two deaf blokes
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:16 pm
Two deaf blokes went into a pub,one says to the other"find a table ill get the drinks in"(theyve got hearing aids)
He goes to the bar and asks for two pints of stella.
The barman replies"thats ten quid mate"
Deaf bloke says"thats expensive for two pints,whys that then?"
Barman replies"live music tonite mate,no tickets so weve put the price on the beer instead"
Deaf bloke"oh, what music is it?"
Barman replies"Country and Western "
The deaf bloke goes to the table to sit with his mate.He tells his mate the drinks are expensive but theres live music to compensate.
His mate replies"What sort of music is it?"
To which his mate replies back"Some lady garden from Preston"
Seany
He goes to the bar and asks for two pints of stella.
The barman replies"thats ten quid mate"
Deaf bloke says"thats expensive for two pints,whys that then?"
Barman replies"live music tonite mate,no tickets so weve put the price on the beer instead"
Deaf bloke"oh, what music is it?"
Barman replies"Country and Western "
The deaf bloke goes to the table to sit with his mate.He tells his mate the drinks are expensive but theres live music to compensate.
His mate replies"What sort of music is it?"
To which his mate replies back"Some lady garden from Preston"
Seany