central London.
The Sgt gets on the loudhailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you
heading?"
One of the (insert Race , Religion, Person Type here) stands up and shouts, "We are invading the United
Kingdom !"
The crew of the Police launch all start laughing and when the Sgt finally
stops laughing, he gets back on the loudhailer and says "Just the two of you then?"
The (insert Race , Religion, Person Type here) stands up again and shouts, "No, we're just the last two. The
rest are already here!"
Authors note. insert Race , Religion, Person Type here is your own choice and not deemed by me, CTRO, Mods, or the good lord himself.