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By Fly100
#3130478
For weeks i have been waiting for a celebrity to die so i could do a joke about it.. Well jim has fixed it for me:-)



Too soon ?? .....


TAXI!
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By eatthis
#3130499
too soon? not really
funny? not really
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By MarkX
#3130546
Fly100 wrote:For weeks i have been waiting for a celebrity to die so i could do a joke about it.. Well jim has fixed it for me:-)



Too soon ?? .....


TAXI!
Took someone longer than I expected :-)
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By Genga
#3130600
Wasn't he best known for touching kids?
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By Genga
#3130605
NHB_EP3_Chris wrote:
Genga wrote:Wasn't he best known for touching kids?
I think you are referring to Gary Glitter :wink:
I thought he donned a killer tracky and bought wee boys new bikes and that?
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By I need VTEC
#3130654
Sam. wrote:..which is slightly different to 'touching kids'
That's the joke, being touched in his joke means touched emotionally, as in someone did something so nice it was touching.

I love those kind of jokes, they are so borderline awkward or "What the f-ck did you just say?!", that's what makes them funny.
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By Genga
#3130670
I need VTEC wrote:
Sam. wrote:..which is slightly different to 'touching kids'
That's the joke, being touched in his joke means touched emotionally, as in someone did something so nice it was touching.

I love those kind of jokes, they are so borderline awkward or "What the f-ck did you just say?!", that's what makes them funny.
:WOOT
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By 4d_ek9
#3459723
He was a dirty pedo with dirty teeth.
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By richd7
#3459770
Is he going to be one of those okay celeb pedos (Elvis, Chaplin, Townsend, Polanski, Jackson) or one of the hated celeb pedos (Glitter)?
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By richd7
#3460534
tabblink wrote:Elvis?
Started "seeing" Priscilla when she was 14, fact.
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By J
#3460549
richd7 wrote:
tabblink wrote:Elvis?
Started "seeing" Priscilla when she was 14, fact.
Southern states. It's normal to shag your sister before marrying your mum.
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By Red
#3460551
Apparently she looked 18 and he was a celebrity, and her parents offered only token resistance. So that makes it all ok.
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By J
#3460552
By token resistance you mean they turned down the first offer as not enough relish was in the burgers.
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By mjhamilton
#3460560
J wrote:
richd7 wrote:
tabblink wrote:Elvis?
Started "seeing" Priscilla when she was 14, fact.
Southern states. It's normal to shag your sister before marrying your mum.
Let's not talk about Jerry Lee Lewis
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By richd7
#3460571
Red wrote:Apparently she looked 18 and he was a celebrity, and her parents offered only token resistance. So that makes it all ok.
Her parents refused to let her see him after the first few months unless he paid for their first class travel across the country. In some ways, like air miles for peados!
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By Red
#3460640
richd7 wrote:
Red wrote:Apparently she looked 18 and he was a celebrity, and her parents offered only token resistance. So that makes it all ok.
Her parents refused to let her see him after the first few months unless he paid for their first class travel across the country. In some ways, like air miles for peados!
Haha, didn't know that. I love people who sell their kids :salut:

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