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[karl]

fight it to the death, there is no other way

[Mad-Dog]

Crippler cross face then full penetration

[bornlucky1]

fight it to the death, there is no other way

What if he loses?

[karl]

then the crab wins

[Mad-Dog]

Everyone knows how to break teh Boston crab

[karl]

you mean catch?

[Mad-Dog]

Catching crabs is easy, just need to frequent the wrong establishments

[Cat]

20 mins in freezer then stab it in the heart (see google).
Getting stabbed in the heart usually kills things off.

[bornlucky1]

20 mins in freezer then stab it in the heart (see google).
Getting stabbed in the heart usually kills things off.

Why put it in the freezer, why not just stab it?

[bornlucky1]

And how the hell did the o.p's mrs end up with a crab to put in the sink? Does this not seem a tad unusual for people on here?

[Cat]

20 mins in freezer then stab it in the heart (see google).
Getting stabbed in the heart usually kills things off.

Why put it in the freezer, why not just stab it?

Could just stab it, freezing numbs the stabbing though.

Or freeze it then drop in fresh water to drown.

Either way cook it as soon as it's dead.

[bornlucky1]

20 mins in freezer then stab it in the heart (see google).
Getting stabbed in the heart usually kills things off.

Why put it in the freezer, why not just stab it?

Could just stab it, freezing numbs the stabbing though.

Or freeze it then drop in fresh water to drown.

Either way cook it as soon as it's dead.

Yeah, and i'm sure partially freezing to death prior to being stabbed is much more pleasurable
Can't you just boil them alive?

[*nub*]

how to torture a crab?

[Carlie]

Brain destruction is usually the fastest method of killing something off. Find a diagram of where a crab keeps his brains and then stab him in it.

Alternatively, I found the following method upon a quick search of teh interweb:

Flip the crab onto its back and you’ll see a triangular tail piece pointing up towards the crab’s head. Lift this back fully, away from the claws, and you’ll see a small cone shaped hole. Driving a sharp chopstick or screwdriver into the hole, with a sharp tap from a rolling pin, kills the crab instantly. Do this quickly and decisively, and with enough force to drive the spike right through the crab until it reaches the shell on the other side.



Killing things doesn't feel nice.

[Willst220]

Catching crabs is easy, just need to frequent the wrong establishments

You make me laugh dude.

[NyseriA]

Drown it

[eatthis]

take off and nuke the entire site from orbit its the only way to be sure!

[Brett G]

Get another crab and stage some sort of gladiator fight to the death

[dutch]

Heres a strange idea, why not let the poor old crab live.

[karl]

I'm guessing the poor old crab has already been shat down a toilet and flushed